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Does Straw Have One Hole or Two?
56% say one, 44% say two. A straw is a stretched donut, and stretching changes nothing.
Juwon Kim/Mar 2026
14 stories found.
56% say one, 44% say two. A straw is a stretched donut, and stretching changes nothing.
Juwon Kim/Mar 2026
Short-form video lets us watch more. It does not always help us experience more.
Hyunji Song/Sep 2026
Do Ho Suh's fabric houses, and why home can be made from all the places we have been.
Seoyeon Jeon/Sep 2026
Matcha is only popular because it looks aesthetic.
Seoyun Lee/Jun 2026
Complete silence makes every small noise distracting. A case for instrumental playlists.
Hanna Seo/Mar 2026
An English and Psychology teacher from South Africa, a whippet, ginseng, and the one teacher she would be afraid of.
Caiden Kim/Sep 2026
The unpressed submit button, the notes-page alibi, and two more. Flagged by the editor as satire (probably).
Caiden Kim/Jun 2026
Nine siblings, a pet wild hog, Cast Away, and why she is leaving VIS after two years.
Valor Times Staff/Jun 2026
On being a scholar before a teacher, League of Legends, pineapple pizza, and whether he is leaving Valor.
Caiden Kim/May 2026
The Head of Upper School on a fast transition, hobbies she jokes she doesn't have, and not rushing the next stage.
Victoria Oh/Mar 2026
Talent Show 2nd place winner. Weird, unique, humorous, and a conspiracy theory about where the rain comes from.
Victoria Oh/Dec 2025
Twenty years in Korea, board games and fantasy football, and why he would pick teleportation.
Caiden Kim/Nov 2025
Three-hour lines at Gangnam, bowls from 12,800 won, and a four-step guide to ordering your first one.
Yujin Lee/Sep 2026
New power units, a Mercedes loophole, and drivers warning that the energy-saving rules are dangerous.
Valor Times Staff/Mar 2026
