Does Straw Have One Hole or Two?
56% say one, 44% say two. A straw is a stretched donut, and stretching changes nothing.
Juwon Kim/Mar 2026

10 stories found.
56% say one, 44% say two. A straw is a stretched donut, and stretching changes nothing.
Juwon Kim/Mar 2026

Matcha is only popular because it looks aesthetic.
Seoyun Lee/Jun 2026

Complete silence makes every small noise distracting. A case for instrumental playlists.
Hanna Seo/Mar 2026

The unpressed submit button, the notes-page alibi, and two more. Flagged by the editor as satire — probably.
Caiden Kim/Jun 2026

Nine siblings, a pet wild hog, Cast Away, and why she is leaving VIS after two years.
Valor Times Staff/Jun 2026

On being a scholar before a teacher, League of Legends, pineapple pizza, and whether he is leaving Valor.
Caiden Kim/May 2026

The Head of Upper School on a fast transition, hobbies she jokes she doesn't have, and not rushing the next stage.
Victoria Oh/Mar 2026

Talent Show 2nd place winner. Weird, unique, humorous — and a conspiracy theory about where the rain comes from.
Victoria Oh/Dec 2025

Twenty years in Korea, board games and fantasy football, and why he would pick teleportation.
Caiden Kim/Nov 2025

New power units, a Mercedes loophole, and drivers warning that the energy-saving rules are dangerous.
Valor Times Staff/Mar 2026
