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Top 4 School Excuses to Get Out of Stuff (from my own experience)

The unpressed submit button, the notes-page alibi, and two more. Flagged by the editor as satire — probably.

Caiden Kim/Jun 2026

The Lifestyle page carrying the satirical guide to school excuses

How to Train Crows to Steal Coins

Four steps to a fully functioning coin farm run by hard working crows. Requires a bucket and a lot of bread.

Caiden Kim/Feb 2026

A crow staring directly into the camera with pale blue eyes

Sheep Wrangling

Six kilometres into the Run for One, a sheep appears. A three-step guide to riding it across the finish line.

Caiden Kim/Dec 2025

A runner crouching in a green field, pointing at a distant sheep